Is There Anything Better Than Cookie Dough?

Honestly, I would trade my kids for cookie dough. I have had a sweet tooth all day long and was trying my best to ignore the calling for the one thing that can satisfy it. Even the bite size Twix candy bars didn't help. Finally, I decided to make cookies. I ate so much cookie dough I can barely move. I figured the kids would be happy to have some cookies, but I forgot about them and burned the first batch. Now I only have enough dough for 8 more cookies. I guess I'll just have to make more dough.