Goose's class made a recipe book for Mother's Day. Each student wrote their favorite recipe and drew a picture. Below is what Goose submitted. Keep in mind, I cook and bake all the time.
"You have to put the cold Kolochi into the microwave and then it is done."
I could have died. Peanut butter and jelly would have been better. And...some other kid's mom, well, she makes homemade kolaches. Plus, my star speller didn't even spell KOLACHE correctly!