Goose: "Mom, guess what the best thing in my world is?"
Goose: "You! And TV is my second best thing."
WHAT??? I guess I should be happy that I came in first over TV. It amazes me the hold television can have over people. Here is a kid who wasn't allowed to watch television until he turned three years old, and he was only allowed one 30 minute show at the time. Even now, he can only watch for an hour per day.
After careful consideration and a reminder from Aunt Stacy, Goose has amended his statement. TV is third, Snoopy is second. I am safe for now.